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Inside the mind of a master procrastinator

  • SpeakerTim Urban
  • Length14 min
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  • Key notes6

About this talk

Writer Tim Urban takes a funny look inside the procrastinator's brain, where an Instant Gratification Monkey grabs the wheel until the Panic Monster wakes up. Then he turns to the quieter kind of procrastination: the important things in life that have no deadline at all.

  • 14 min
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  • by Tim Urban
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Key notes

What to take away.

  1. 01
    Meet the Instant Gratification Monkey

    It lives only in the present and cares about two things: easy and fun.

  2. 02
    The Dark Playground isn't fun

    Leisure at the wrong time is unearned, and it comes with guilt, dread and anxiety.

  3. 03
    The Panic Monster gets things done

    A close deadline or the risk of embarrassment finally scares the Monkey away.

  4. 04
    Some things have no deadline

    Health, family, relationships and starting your own work never wake the Panic Monster, so they can slip away for years.

  5. 05
    Everyone procrastinates on something

    The Monkey's sneakiest trick is when there's no deadline at all.

  6. 06
    Look at your Life Calendar

    One box for every week of a 90-year life is not many boxes. Think about what you're really putting off.

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